The bwippzies sideways-steppin' cockroach

... it sideways stepped its way into my life when I (inadvertently) kicked a hole in the wall, once upon an R.E.M. behavioral disorder episode of acting out.

The bwippzies sideways-steppin' cockroach won my favor over with the novelty of that it was sideways-steppin' its way in to my life, as a hole-in-the-wall (new one) creature.

From Google:

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Oct 14, 2017 · In a person with REM sleep behavior disorder (RBD), the paralysis that normally occurs during REM sleep is incomplete or absent, allowing the person to "act out" his or her dreams. RBD is characterized by the acting out of dreams that are vivid, intense, and violent.

 The folklore:

The bwippzies sideways steppin' cockroach - it fancily sideways stepped in to my life, as though it were a familiar and unwieldly sideways-stepper, unbeknownst [just sideways-steppin', fancy that it is, could you do me a favor while I check out the scrum and the scuck fluzz bitsies of the closet? {bwippzies} 

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... I'm [uhh, just] sideways steppin', leanin', and uh, fancy, won't you suppose? I could slake AFf - along with you slakin' closet scuck, and fluzz? I could scuck out the fluzz of the mess of this place, fancy, don't you see? 

I call this a nuclear watershed moment and artifact because of the epoch ages past evolution foreseen of the Bwippzies cockroach's typical endeavor - my kitchen sink being blown out of a stuck sink disposition, neighborhood being unwieldly, and I couldn't muster the money for dran-o. The creature is woefully caught as a transient explorer would ought be, trekking about [I felt that the fanciful nature of it's stride, and it's novelty - the newness of this species, {the other being a black lightbulb bug}] lent itself to a scientific inquiry. Truth be told, for many months, we had gotten along just fine with the agreement that the bug seemed to put forth - just sideways stepping and checking out the scrum scuck fluzz of the place.

Do they run purely on radiation energy solely? Perhaps, it seemed. Now there's just too many of them. I gotta spray them dead. This one, though, goes for the home exhibition. For a while, I felt like I could curate a more home-friendly cockroach (-proper) alternative with this species.